Take the L

By Skido - 20/02/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML
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yay_fml 0

Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.

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protegemoi_fml 0

i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha

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ridiculous_gnome 0

Have you tryed stopping this needy whining crap? may help your social skills

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sillypun 0

Warlock.. brother I feel your pain. You've just got to learn how to turn the corner from talking/possible friend to flirting/possible sex partner. I bet two weeks with me and I could get you a least making out with girls and getting phone numbers. There are a few very simple behaviors that simply need to *click*. It really is worth it. Flirt without being needy, touch without being creepy, then take a shot a the kiss. Worst thing that can happen is a rejection. Best thing that can happen is a little hanky panky.

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gregthestrange 3

lol me too man, me too. life sucks, but hey, it could be worse

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ridiculous_gnome 0

well, to the above post, my imagination says one crane, a lot of butter and god like willpower.

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sillypun 0

if that dude had willpower he wouldn't be fat... looks like she is doing allllll the work. must be good horsecock

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ridiculous_gnome 0

yeah but... the (probably imaginary) horsecock would have to fight its way thru all that flesh+fat+skin mess all around it... i think that guy has his thingy outside-in... like a vagino... or something...

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ramachel 0

well umm she probably is going out with him for money and don't get down..i've never had a boyfriend or a kiss...i know how you feel...my friends and sister (who is younger than me) have boyfriends/girlfriends and i always have to watch them...it's pathetic actually so don't feel bad, if my day will come, then yours will too:)

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zachattack 0

I can't relate, I'm 14 and I've had 2 girlfriends xD.

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lexie719 4

69, your name is also zachattack and you used a 'xD' face. Your age shows.

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pannap 0

there is nothing wrong with that! i've dated several guys starting since high school. and really, it wasn't worth it. i wish i waited till i was older to start dating. when you're young, you don't know what you want, you just make mistakes. now, as you've gotten older you can appreciate someone for who they really are. don't worry about finding a girlfriend soon. focus on yourself and your friends and when she comes along, you both will know. and it will be worth it :)

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