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By Skido - 20/02/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML

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By notfatanymore - 13/11/2011 20:50 - Germany

Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML

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By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By At least I'm trying - 26/08/2023 20:00

Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 02:01 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By emopoe - 06/09/2011 15:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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Friday 20 February 2009 10:24

Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.

protegemoi_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 10:22

i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha

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spockezri 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:45

Warlock - maybe because you talk to so many girls, they all see you as friends?

Warlock_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:05

Unfortunately, none of them see me as friends. They don't mind talking to me or anything, but they never ask me to hang out. And when I ask them to hang out, they always have some excuse. FML

luigi23_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:35

no that first one is kinda a ***** and she still likes to touch me, she always has, and i think she was going to show off that she could get my pant. which is funny cause once i left my pants at the other girls house... nothing happened i just came over from 10pm to 4 (when her parents started making nioses)and one f her friends who has a crush on me was slepping on the couch the whole time while we were leying together. im waiting for her to get out of the shower now cause we talk every night for afew hours. shes calling....

luigi23_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:38

ok she called but her kinda bores me before midnight and my mom bitches about the phone passed 10

luigi23_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:45

she really comfuses me she tells she loves me when were falling asleep but afew days ago she said she stopped liking me andi still didnt but i think i stopped liking her when she said that cause she was having fun pissing me off, which i dont generally do.. her older sister has the most annoying voice!

OnTheRun 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:14

Thats sad man! get a gf!

satanicminnow1 1

Sunday 5 April 2009 7:04

18 no gf, kiss...

sweetbabyblue18 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:07

don't worry, im 17, never had a boyfriend never kissed a guy well my friend was kissed me on my neck but then i told him to back off since i didn't like him, but other than that i've never kissed a guy or been kissed and EVERY guy that i liked was either taken, or was one of my best friends and didn't want to loose me as a friend (N) you'll find someone :)