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By Skido - 20/02/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Halfway through the show the reporter started talking about his girlfriend. The fattest man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML

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By notfatanymore - 13/11/2011 20:50 - Germany

Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML

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By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By At least I'm trying - 26/08/2023 20:00

Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 141

By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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Broken dreams

By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 02:01 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML

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You deserved it 415

By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By emopoe - 06/09/2011 15:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

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You deserved it 13 009

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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Friday 20 February 2009 10:24

Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls. Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.

protegemoi_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 10:22

i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding. haha

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CDub7888 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:26

If I knew you, I'd definitely be buying you a drink right now. I know how that is and a half.

Miabeyle 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:20

It'll be alright. You'll meet the right person one day. At least that's what I tell myself. I'm Twenty-one; never had a boyfriend, never even been kissed...

Warlock_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:33

I don't feel bad for any girl who's never been laid. Put yourself out there. Most guys will have sex with any girl, we're genetically predisposed to it. Girl on the other hand actually have standards so it's increasingly harder for a man to get laid.

ugk4life 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:40

I'm 22 and I've never been out on a date, been kissed, or had a girlfriend.

nobitchassness 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:56

WOOOOOOO GO MANUEL!!!

CherryBomb17 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:59

drawing christina aguilera on your hand does not constitute a girlfriend; he was on TV and probably lying for the camera. don't worry, it'll happen dude. and in the meantime just get christina to give you ill hand jobs! :)

limabeans 0

Friday 20 March 2009 15:09

Don't sweat it. She just likes him for the publicity.

stfuchivonne 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 22:34

Same as #142

lolfailure 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 8:49

i'm thirteen and i've had 5 girlfriends... but sorry dude :P

luigi23_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:08

you just reminded me of how much an idiot i am. i kissed my old ex-girlfriend, and my new ex-girlfriend wanted to take my "lip virginity" and now we're just friends and ive never kissed her and i thinka bout it almost every day cause i stupid. im 14. ps shes awsome! ha i sound gay