Yeah, but look at the rest of his life. He had to get lucky SOMEWHERE. I'd rather not have a boyfriend and be capable of walking on my own.

I was watching the same thing! my facebook status for a good two days was if the worlds fattest man can find love why can't I. haha but my friends pointed out that she's probably just in it for the money and banging someone on the side...plus he can't walk. so FHL. and Don't worry about not having a girlfriend, us girls are mean anyway.

Get over it... all of you... you know that you can only blame yourself for that. If you want kisses, hugs, sex, a relationship.... the best thing to do is GO and FIND someone... You have to work OUTSIDE of your comfort zone!

i am 33. get oer it.

I'm 22 and I've only had 1 boyfriend. Don't worry too much about it.

here is the deal though.... its rather unhealthy to not date people/kiss/fool around for that long. I met a great girl but she couldn't kiss for shit and was a lousy lay. I know she wasn't as experienced as me, and thats cool, but things are only going to get harder for you as you get older that first kiss is going to be the elephant in the room. you'll be nervous and the kiss will be ackward and you will be no good at it. Its not that bad when you are 19 to say "this is my first time," but if you kiss and you are like "sorry, that was my first time," I'd say WTF!?!?!?! guys, if you havent met the right person its because you aren't going out there and getting it OR you have too high of standards for yourself. If you are 22 and you haven't been laid you are probably taking care of your own sexual urges. girls, if you haven't gotten any play its because you are either ugly or stuck up and no one is good enough for you. If its because you are ugly, don't worry, someone will still want to bang you. Its because you are stuck up, you just need to be put in your place. When this happens be sure to post it on FML. For the gentlemen -- Here is my surefire method of getting out of a dry spell for the guys: 1. No more self satisfaction..... your fine at first but after a week or two you can watch your expectations/standards drop to meet your reality. I'm serious. You're gonna need it an there is only one way to get it. Your body wants it and WILL make it happen. Just don't rape anybody, weirdo. 2. Go out and meet people. Don't talk about how you have never gotten laid, don't talk about star wars. talk about music, talk about things you are passionate about (that are not nerdy). If you are in college go to a party, if you are in highschool, find a way to meet people outside of your school because at your school you are already tagged a loser and it is going to be hard to get around that... for HS kids I'd recommend club sports, volunteering at non-profits for an hour or two after school where you can meet people who will judge you based on your merit, not how you have been pegged by your rude and immature classmates... there is simply too much baggage for people like you in highschool. If you are out of college, look for something like a singles bicycle group or anything like that if you aren't in to bars. between a rise in libido, a lowering of expectation, and an influx of new targets, you should be able to pull it off.

oh, BP/#42, the reason that older men married younger women two hundred years ago is because they could afford to pay a dowry and buy the woman from her family. You are ready for makin babies as soon as you got wood and it starts squirtin. I'd recommend waiting till you are mature enough to use protection.... you are probably just jerking your life away waiting for someone to realize how great and loyal you are. Its cute, but kind of pathetic. FYL.

holy crap! this freaking comment section is a weirdo magnet...

same sitch. no boyfriend, no first kiss, nothing. and i'm 20 years old.

Good things come to those who weight. ;) QFT.