Miscellaneous: Tanning

Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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Baked

By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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By mediocreboobs - 18/02/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 13 July 2014 14:44

Time to go all Adam and Eve and grab a few leaves.

avadakedabra 15

Sunday 13 July 2014 14:43

You should have left some sort of indication for people to know you're home. YDI

Comments

Witchylady 17

Monday 14 July 2014 1:15

Why would you not bring clothes with you? I assumed you brought your phone, right? People need to get their priorities right. Clothes trump phones any day. YDI

jay804cee 3

Monday 14 July 2014 4:02

FML because I couldn't be a witness

GoodOptions 12

Monday 14 July 2014 4:12

This is what happens when you only have a single point of failure.

eyepuppy 31

Monday 14 July 2014 6:30

not everyone thinks like an engineer!

DylanHasClass 17

Monday 14 July 2014 5:13

Here comes that adventurous neighbor

eyepuppy 31

Monday 14 July 2014 5:32

pics or it didn't happen.

JRtheSnowman 5

Monday 14 July 2014 8:32

This is epic we need the next part of the story

kj981300 3

Tuesday 15 July 2014 6:39

stupid is as stupid does OP.

SoLongSoldier 8

Tuesday 15 July 2014 6:42

If you're living with your parents, aren't you too young to be tanning naked?

siggy_mcsigx 22

Tuesday 15 July 2014 21:54

Not everyone moves out the second they turn 18. Maybe she's college age at home for the summer. Even if OP is under 18 there is nothing wrong with being comfortable and confident. It's so rare with young women nowadays. The natural body is the least offensive part of humanity.