Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 678
You deserved it 15 760

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Time to go all Adam and Eve and grab a few leaves.

You should have left some sort of indication for people to know you're home. YDI

Comments

avila_boy22 12

OMG OP, how long after till u found out n where was ur phone to call her?!?

senpa_kush 11

How do you report? This is a copy and it's fake.