Team spirit

By annonymous - 06/04/2009 08:35

Today, I had a softball team dinner, and I was sitting with a bunch of girls who were talking about how far they've gone with guys. One girl goes, "I must be the least experienced one here, I've never even kissed a guy!" Surprised, I said, "Me too!" and high-fived her. She was joking. I wasn't. FML
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troubledcrystal 0

don't worry, having an nice first kiss is much more important than having an early one

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Inspired22 11

Aw, there's nothing wrong with that! People don't need to brag about how far they've gone!

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evilteriyaki301 0

hehe, at least you can't be accused of being a ****.

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hollisterhottiex 0

bahah watch never been kissed with drew barrymore in it :P this experience wont seem all that bad.. but i'm loving all the stereotypes here. douchers. but hey, at last your not a ****;) be proud hun, youre still pure:P

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balanceMMX 0

ouch, I just hate it when people do that

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diana491141 0

Wait, girls who play softball like guys?!?! Lololol jkjkjkjk. I'm sorry I had to. And that sucks, I'm always wary of people when they say things like that b/c that's the kind of thing I would do.

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Purplepanda22 0

U guys must all be ugly or something cause I am only 13 and get More action than you guys... Btw all of you guys w.e. Sound like chiks who think ur hot when you rly probly hve like unibrows and fked up teeth with disgusting acne and mustaches... Yea u bunch of losers

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SgtSchadenfreude 0

LOL at #100. You sound ridiculous, bragging about getting "action." Do you think any girl who respects herself would want to have anything to do with someone who probably just views her as another "notch in his belt"? This is a guy talking...Grow up! OP: There's no shame in having high standards. If all you wanted was a cheap and tawdry affair, you would have probably already been through your fair share and moved on. Some people just want "action" and others want a relationship.

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were_giraffe 2

no fail they're bitches if they think you're not good enough if you haven't put out yet there's nothing wrong in waiting... besides... keep in mind some of those girls with "oh so much experience" often ... 1) are ***** (and possibly headed to the clinic for STD treatments...but yes they're cool don'cha know?) 2) or only got the "experience" because they dropped their jeans for the first loser who tried to get into them. hell when they tease you - and you know they will because they're immature - just point out that the guys you see are ******* ugly. include their boyfriends as the ugliest and that "I'm not THAT desperate..." (especially if you're referring to one of THEIR boyfriends) :D

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deja54 0

OMG IF YOU LIKE GUYS AND DON'T LOCK YOURSELF IN A CLOSET YOU R TEH SLUTTY This place is going to way of YouTube as far as stupidity. Having no success with the opposite sex compared to your peers can be embarrassing, even if it's just because you're young.

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ohwowthatsucks25 0

i hate those conversations... dont worry, i'm 17 and never been kissed, and i couldn't care less. people usually don't try to give me crap for it though

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