Intimacy: Team spirit

Team spirit

By annonymous - 06/04/2009 08:35

Today, I had a softball team dinner, and I was sitting with a bunch of girls who were talking about how far they've gone with guys. One girl goes, "I must be the least experienced one here, I've never even kissed a guy!" Surprised, I said, "Me too!" and high-fived her. She was joking. I wasn't. FML

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Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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By semi-depressed - 14/02/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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No joke

By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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troubledcrystal 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:07

don't worry, having an nice first kiss is much more important than having an early one

Inspired22 11

Monday 6 April 2009 20:08

Aw, there's nothing wrong with that! People don't need to brag about how far they've gone!

Comments

satanicminnow1 1

Monday 6 April 2009 23:05

join the club (18 and male though)

xtremelifter 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:07

this isn't that bad of a situation, least when they are in early 20's having gone through a few bad relationships will think that they would rather be you

summertimeblues 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:13

im 19 and never been kissed! and im glad for it... trust me self-respect is way more important than showing off how many random people you let smooch on ya!

tash14 1

Monday 6 April 2009 23:22

Half the girls were probably lying and the the other half are probably ******. Don't worry about it. Wait for someone who is worth it. And your team mates are obviously still pretty immature if they feel the need to sit around and talk about how far they have gone. Don't feel the need to "catch up" to that.

Reasonable_man 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:23

I am a 24 yr. old guy. I've never kissed either gender, and it doesn't worry me in the least. In fact, I am quite proud of where I am in life in general, professionally, socially etc. TV, magazines, and other media are drastically oversexed. From all the responses from all the people above indicating they have never kissed anybody, it seems that is very true. So try to stop judging yourself based on other peoples priorities. Your own priorities and goals can be, and should be, different from other peoples so set your own measures of success etc. Don't worry, be happy. ;P

dzidziaud 5

Monday 6 April 2009 23:28

LOL that exact same thing happened to me one time! I was sitting on a bus with two new friends, a guy and a girl, on the first day of camp. We somehow got on that topic, and the girl said that she's never been kissed. For some reason, I blurted out, "Me neither!" They both looked at me funny. She was kidding. She was like, "I was kidding, I've had many kisses." XP I should have known; she looked a little like a ****.

everydayhero12 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:45

I'm almost 20 and have never kissed a guy. I'm not embarrassed about it -- I just want it to be something special when I do.

lmfao69_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:47

lmfao #57 no offense...but i can understand a teenager not having a first kiss but 24, thats kind of pathetic o and those of u that r saying its being a ***** to kiss a guy..its not at all maybe ur just ugly or not socially active.

Susaluda 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:49

I know how you feel...I didn't have my first kiss until just over a month ago (I'm 18) so yes it definitely is an FML when something like this happens and makes you feel worse than you already feel! Those of you who were lucky (or unlucky) enough to experience your first kiss earlier don't know what it's like to be stuck waiting and feel out of place with everyone around you.