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By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 19:53 - United States

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Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted, "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML
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spazzychild 12

Punch him for sleeping with your ex-girlfiend.

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scottgeo 0

Thats a big kudos to you. Sounds like he cant give it to her like you did. I would hold my head high. Offer to show him how its done.

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G0t4acked 8

That is assault. Take his crazy ass to court.

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SlaveToRetail 10

Have sex with him.

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charlotte100 2

What an insecure twat that guy is. Maybe the wife still has the hots for you. FYL.

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ikickgingers 15

Why is lawsuit the first answer? Why can't people just man up and give a fair one??

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jakeshade11 8

You deserved it for dating a girl who obviously dates jealous, needy tools.

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howaremyeyes 10

The Universe gave you reason to punch him back, and you ignored it.

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