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By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 19:53 - United States

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Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted, "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML
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spazzychild 12

Punch him for sleeping with your ex-girlfiend.

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edteach 0

you clearly deserved it with your throughlessness!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I would have agreed, if I knew what the **** you meant.

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SlaveToRetail 10

... Thoughtlessness?

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VeganVampyre 26

No, 67- "throughlessness": the state of... not being... through? :S Yeah, I know. Never mind...

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mrahhhhh 21

I automatically thought of some macho meathead as soon as I finished reading this.

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sadistmonkey 19

At least his head would make a delicious steak. Or something.

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conholio33 28

Same here also love ur dp

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edteach 0

**thoughtlessness... stupid auto correct

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BronyVasNormandy 12

Err... "throughlessness" isn't a word. So, autocorrect wouldn't have changed it to that. Just sayin'.

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crazy_whitechick 6

Um wow... Crazy ass man.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

How do you know the guy was an ass man? Did you see him?

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Well most men have asses, so that's a pretty good guess

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thejedi08 10

wow she waited 3 years just to get her husband to punch you in the face?

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marpay 11

Or she just got married and her new husband is a psycho.

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