Poopoo peepee, Customers, Gross and Health: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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You deserved it 3 588

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By MsBeaufont - 25/08/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML

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You deserved it 131

By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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You deserved it 4 208

By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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You deserved it 299

By yper - 27/10/2009 16:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I went to it, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML

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The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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You deserved it 1 296

By jacie - 18/11/2018 15:30

Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML

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You deserved it 392

By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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You deserved it 4 996

I'm in a hurry

By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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You deserved it 144

By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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RiiOT09 9

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:45

shitty situation? but seriously that's really nasty and unfortunate

Tuesdays76 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:46

I hate when that happens!

Comments

girlylaxfool 3

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:54

oh stupid people in this world, they make me laugh....

LOLbomb 1

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:54

Did she use the pant legs to wipe? Might as well.

4XxXo_OxXx4 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:54

EWWW.....

j_cat187 19

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:14

i know i cant stand screamo

Gamer_Bum 1

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:54

Chunky soup surprise, my favorite dish at lunch time

PeteyPablo12308 20

Saturday 23 April 2011 10:11

deadman93 7

Saturday 23 April 2011 11:36

mmmmmmm nom nom nom......beffy!

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:55

Ewww that's gross and very embarrassing on her part.She should have at least paid for the pants.

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 23 April 2011 9:15

The impression I got was not only did she not pay, she wore the new ones out and left her old ones on the shelf.

kinga08 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:56

Didn't want to pay for the dry cleaning? Are you implying you'd try to resell them after being shitted in? If you knew what she did, I think her only option should be to buy and keep them!

rarrar51 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:27

whats wrong with selling clothes with poop in them?...thrift stores do it all the time.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:37

26 - True, but if the lady already left the store and the cashier didn't get a name due to the lack of transactions made, how would you track her down in order to make her pay for them?

kinga08 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:01

159, of course, I don't think she can track her down. But the way OP phrased the FML she made it seem as if the girl were to come up and say, "Excuse me, I uncontrollably shitted in your pants. I'm so sorry" that her response would've been "Oh, no problem, just have them dry cleaned and please bring them back!" That's what I got from it. Either way, it's just gross. Throw them out or if she were to have openly admitted what she did (which I doubt anyone would) her only option should have been to buy & keep them.

MysticMint 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:56

That stinks for you. D:

xxxlauraxxx 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:58

literally

sepdps 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:01

haha @31. true, true.

Drewwwwwwww 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:56

Crazy sh*t goes down at Old Navy sometimes...

dirtyblond 4

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:42

Hahaha

Jimster1712 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:57

lol!!!!!!!

don1qot 6

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:07

Op, at least she put them back on the shelf. Butt, seriously...I remember when my wife was on some diet pills and left her ass-juices on a sofa at a furniture store. Blechhh!