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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 18:34 - United States - Metairie

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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Sunday 16 September 2012 2:57

Why the hell would that be your first reaction? "Somebody tapped my shoulder - I'm gonna punch their nuts!"

Lucious306 7

Sunday 16 September 2012 2:55

You're way too paranoid

Comments

Levvy 22

Sunday 16 September 2012 20:21

I guess shoulder-tapping is a grave offense of some kind on your home planet.

SoultheWolf 19

Monday 17 September 2012 0:07

There is no sense of treat at all for someone tapping you on the shoulder. It's people like you who are the reason people don't want to do something kind. Then when someone is actually being injured, mugged, raped, ect. people don't want to help. YDI for being a bitch.

totheforest84 4

Monday 17 September 2012 2:05

What is with woman these days. You can't just assault someone because you're not paying attention to your surroundings. Man hit in the balls for doing you a favor. This is one of the reasons why chivalry is so hard for woman to find anymore.

kayPandastyle 15

Monday 17 September 2012 8:48

Lmfao reminds me of that old 'Hey Arnold' episode where arnold karate chops this kids clothes off! "I just wanted to know where the bus stop was!"

loohoozuuhuur 13

Monday 17 September 2012 14:29

Poor guy... You must be short of attention. Get yourself a pet or something.

micdunn 4

Monday 17 September 2012 16:42

You deserved it...HIS life sucks; FHL

I_am_original 1

Monday 17 September 2012 17:42

Whats with people and targeting the crotch for no good reason?? The other person better be actively trying to hurt you before you resort to THAT

EvilDave 13

Wednesday 19 September 2012 2:17

He should have had you arrested for battery, you psycho bitch.

shawnagreenbean1 9

Tuesday 25 September 2012 15:13

You deserved it so hard. Someone was just trying to be a good person and you automatically try to hurt them, without even knowing why they were trying to get your attention? Yep, **** you. It's not like they GRABBED you or something