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By nevergonnatrust - 18/11/2010 09:23

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Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML
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mms1021 0

umm I wouldn't be calling him my husband anymore.

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ChubEchaser 0

I would then be seeing a therapist for anger management!

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AnotherOutlook 0

At least you can confirm you have reason to have trust issues. Fire the therapist and lawyer up

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FMyLifeCereal 0

Oh get over it. It's only when he has a big scary nightmare and needs reassurance.

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SaintE_fml 0

today I found out that while I'm busting my ass sleeping with the nanny my wife is seeing a therapist

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CrazyManNo9 29

And, your point would be? Anywho...Just make it a threesome. Oh, and #56!

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AssDan 0

The nanny probably swallows. Take notes. Less being a drama queen, more goo down the hatch.

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perdix 29

You should have been suspicious when your husband wanted to hire a hot nanny even though you don't have kids!! Congrats on the breakthrough you made at therapy! You found that your "trust issues" are based in reality and not just imagined. Just a few more years of your husband humping this girl and you spending thousands of dollars, and you'll be cured! :D

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DocBastard 38

Just remember, it's not paranoia if they actually ARE out to get you.

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bamagrl410 31

So the husband complains that his wife doesn't trust him even with the dog, and the wife's reason she just flat out doesn't trust him is because he cheats with the nanny... It all makes sense now! haha ;)

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perdix 29

Bamagrl, I like that top you are wearing in your pic. It's pretty.

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bamagrl410 31

Why thank you Perdix =) It's actually one of my favorite shirts.

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SisyphereanTask 2

Fire her ass but don't let on why you're firing her. Tell her you simply don't need her anymore and would HAPPY to give her a GLOWING reference then watch and gloat as she starves to death because she can't get another job as a nanny! Of course you must also divorce your dick of a husband and make sure he gives you enough resources so you can raise the kids and hire your own nanny for them.

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