Love: That's not what I said…?

That's not what I said…?

By wow - 12/12/2011 01:37 - United States

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

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You deserved it 4 539

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 30/03/2017 20:00

Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 597

You deserved it 1 003

Overcompensating

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 723

You deserved it 206

Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 397

You deserved it 105

Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 962

You deserved it 2 546

By Dana - 10/05/2011 08:36 - Netherlands

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 139

You deserved it 12 133

By um...no? i don't think so anyway - 15/12/2013 19:16 - United States - Warren

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 532

You deserved it 6 310

By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 606

You deserved it 4 877

Whatever it takes

By UglyLesbo - 21/08/2022 06:00

Today, I saw the girl I have a crush on holding hands and making out with another girl. When I hinted that I was into girls, in an attempt to ask her out out two months ago, she told me she was “straight as hell” and would “never resort to that disgusting ass lesbo shit.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 274

You deserved it 260

By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 764

You deserved it 355

Tales of the unexpected

By Ryuga - 11/06/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 826

You deserved it 5 160

trixy81 10

Monday 12 December 2011 2:59

What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...

rcloca 10

Monday 12 December 2011 2:59

It's unnatural? Oh shit.

Comments

youcantwin 8

Monday 12 December 2011 3:01

Sucks

sassypants93 17

Monday 12 December 2011 6:29

No... Actually she doesn't.

baseballplaya5 7

Monday 12 December 2011 3:02

Did you ask her for ear sex?

willn98 5

Monday 12 December 2011 4:38

Deja Vu....

ohmandapants 16

Monday 12 December 2011 3:02

So in hindsight, telling her "I want to **** you SO BAD" was probably not the best thing to say to her huh?

SirLongRod 0

Monday 12 December 2011 3:38

Works for me...

alissa222 15

Monday 12 December 2011 3:02

In what world is sex unnatural? Its about as natural as one can get.

redheadedmonster 24

Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:11

Thank you! Took the words right out of my mouth!

ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 12 December 2011 3:02

She's weird.....

obamathellama 0

Monday 12 December 2011 3:02

Have you seen family guy? Time for some ear sex.

BitchnPlease 5

Monday 12 December 2011 3:03

AHA... What. Talk about lame excuses a la max.

audgepodge1987 0

Monday 12 December 2011 3:03

Ummm what?? Its "unnatural"?? Thats why 99% of creatures do it (less those who reproduce asexually). Seems like everything in nature gets it except her.

IcyJack 7

Monday 12 December 2011 4:55

Well, maybe she's UNnatural. For all we know, at the end, he could have peeled her face off to reveal an electronic panel with flashing diodes.

desireev 17

Monday 12 December 2011 3:03

FYL dude.. That sucks.. She was looking for an excuse!! You're better than that!!! :)

geon_olam 17

Monday 12 December 2011 7:11

As far as you know op can be an axe murderer.

blazingdaily 3

Monday 12 December 2011 3:03

Maybe she has a moral objection to sex and thinks that anything that enters her body below her waist is a crime Then again, she could be about 8... Or a future nun... Or a ******* pleb...