That's not what I said…?

By wow - 12/12/2011 01:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 289
You deserved it 4 539

Same thing different taste

Top comments

trixy81 10

What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...

rcloca 10

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xbrit551 13

She's gonna be single ferr a long time

perdix 29

She'll be single until she finds a guy who is so hot, she'll enjoy doing unnatural things with him. I wouldn't be surprised if, after a few dates, he converts her into a big fan of anal.

desireev 17

She was looking for an excuse!!! Boo on her!! You can do waaaay better than her!! Find you a girl who LOVES to have sex!!! FYL

I wouldn't go as far as trying to find a girl that LOVES sex because then it might not be a real relationship.

Horcruxer 0

you i idiot. never pour your heart out to a female

If he truly loved her then it was the right thing to do. You're just a ******* retard who wouldn't have the balls to do that, or you have the emotional range of a bottle cap; my bet is they're both accurate. By the way, I think you meant 'you're an idiot'

I'd say something but that would make me a hypocrite :(

NullPointer 20

Tell her you agree. Then after a few dates ask her when you guys are going to pretend to be grown ups and put your hoo-hoo-dilly into her cha-cha. Insist that this isn't sex, that sex is something dirty and gross, and this is just being grown-ups.

Don't start a relationship with a lie...

justlikeme79 9

Because 30 was definitely being serious.

justspin 7

More of fhl. You deserve better.

Ask her how she was born, then, dude, because most of us are the result of sex (though my parents are saints and as far as I'm concerned only had sex once and never again and they were virgins until their wedding night even though I have a half-brother and...).

sunshine_cc 3

Wow. Did you misread her signals a bit?

jaredofmo 22

Well, if a girl thinks sex is unnatural, then you really, really don't want her...