Love: That's not what I said…?

That's not what I said…?

By wow - 12/12/2011 01:37 - United States

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 30/03/2017 20:00

Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML

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Overcompensating

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

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Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

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You deserved it 105

Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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By Dana - 10/05/2011 08:36 - Netherlands

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

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By um...no? i don't think so anyway - 15/12/2013 19:16 - United States - Warren

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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Whatever it takes

By UglyLesbo - 21/08/2022 06:00

Today, I saw the girl I have a crush on holding hands and making out with another girl. When I hinted that I was into girls, in an attempt to ask her out out two months ago, she told me she was “straight as hell” and would “never resort to that disgusting ass lesbo shit.” FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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Tales of the unexpected

By Ryuga - 11/06/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML

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trixy81 10

Monday 12 December 2011 2:59

What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...

rcloca 10

Monday 12 December 2011 2:59

It's unnatural? Oh shit.

Comments

bagleface 6

Monday 12 December 2011 3:19

That's one of the most natural things you can do

perdix 29

Monday 12 December 2011 3:20

You're not telling us the whole story. Sex is one of the few "natural" things people do. Perhaps she meant that interspecies sex is unnatural between a human female and a horny leprechaun or a smelly ogre.

perdix 29

Monday 12 December 2011 6:43

She rejected him. Shrek's not coming into anything now.

inarsla 8

Monday 12 December 2011 3:21

use of the word "unnatural" makes her seem crazy. but, she could have some religious/social/psychological objection to sex. Asexuality is uncommon, but we are out there

KattAlex 4

Monday 12 December 2011 4:46

Asexuality in humans means that someone is not attracted to males or females, so, it would be harder for them to have the urge to procreate.

akayc32 0

Monday 12 December 2011 14:25

129, people vary greatly as far as sexual desires go, some people just don't want any type of relationship that involves sex (ex. just friends). It happens.

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:37

There are plenty of asexual people. Generally, the thought of sex doesn't appeal to them and they feel no sexual attraction towards either male or female. That, of course, does not include romantic feelings. There's a specific term for that too, but I can't remember it. Asexual people usually still have normal relationships, love and all, minus the sex.

EverdreamOfMe 24

Thursday 14 February 2013 20:02

We asexuals generally don't like being told we really actually want sex or romantic relationships. I know my wants and needs better then a stranger on the Internet. If I say don't want sex, I want people to respect that instead of acting like I don't know what I want and they do. I KNOW I'm not attracted to anyone and that I don't have some latent secret desire to be with someone. I just am not interested in sex, as hard to understand as that may be.

Thekbking 11

Tuesday 10 March 2015 4:35

#349 being asexual does not mean we don't have sex altogether. it could potentially be that, but for those in relationship with a heterosexual then sex can and will usually come up.