The all-seeing eye

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 02:49 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom, demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a goddamn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7

Women's intuition. Now the ultimate cockblock.

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PYLrulz 17

Sounds like my ex-gf's mom from high school. FYL indeed

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jobsman99 0

Should have played with her **** then got a quick ******** before she left. Maybe she could have gone braless till she returned.

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ownmycity 4

i feel your pain bro. my girls mom has intuition like that too. fyl

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Savra_fml 17

Get some road head while driving her home. That will teach the mom.

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structuredchaoz 4

My guess is that you are both under age. Get used to it. My daughter would never get the chance until she was 18.

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phil68w 5

It wasn't the right time dude, patience grasshopper

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Gothmonkey7 3

Oh shit.. That same thing happened with me and my boyfriend. But it was my mom saying she was coming soon, and we weren't going to have sex. I just had my shirt off making out.

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713joann 3

You know you have problem if she calls everytime your about to have sex...

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