unless you are a woman crying during the nasty is a turnoff. You should work on that.

This fml is extremely depressing...

what's "waking," by crikey?

did you use your own tears as lubricant!!? the word 'emo' comes to mind. I would suggest you go speak to someone before you start wearing jeans so tight that it hinders your chance to father children. oh wait! maybe, just maybe, thats natures way of saying keep your depressing emo genes outta the pool ?

You cry cause you got some in your eye right? You could sell it, that would be considered constructive.

Ha

If you've done nothing constructive all day, you might like to begin by getting a job! I accept that this is easier said than done at the moment but you could be constructively looking for one, which would leave time enough for self gratification in the evenings. Once you have a job, you may discover finding a girl somewhat easier than hitherto.

Hey at least your fml got posted, today wasn't a total fail.

Sad, in every meaning of the word.

Try and get a job, that might take up most of your free time :)