Bodyshaming, Customers and Work: The customer is always an ass

The customer is always an ass

By muffins - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Potomac

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

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You deserved it 4 666

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By anonymous - 17/07/2014 02:46 - United States - Romulus

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Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 07:24 - United States - Duncannon

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

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You deserved it 3 995

By bad_luck - 31/12/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, my boss sent me home from work because she saw me not checking under my customer's cart to see if they had any hidden groceries. I didn't check because the customer threatened to "kick my ass" if I "accused him of stealing" by checking. FML

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You deserved it 8 491

Please leave

By bakingwomannnnnnnn - 20/11/2013 07:59 - United States - Redding

Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML

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You deserved it 3 142

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 17:24

Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML

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You deserved it 2 365

dca101 23

Saturday 9 August 2014 20:54

People can be so rude these days :/

AnonymousFunFMLs 18

Saturday 9 August 2014 20:55

He's just an asshole.

Comments

ethan_unoxx 29

Saturday 9 August 2014 21:01

"why you gotta be so rude?"

PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 9 August 2014 22:11

"Don't you know I'm hungry too"

SkittlesGoRawr 19

Sunday 10 August 2014 5:44

" Why ya gotta be so rude? I'm gonna eat it anyway~ eat that food, eat it anyway~ " Sorry, I'll stop now.

lennon_ 16

Saturday 9 August 2014 21:01

Well you can lose the weight.. people like that will be dicks forever.

steveykinz0967 16

Saturday 9 August 2014 21:05

The real question is how did you reply to such a dick?

stormchaser24 24

Saturday 9 August 2014 21:21

You should have said "and they were delicious"

orphanclubber 8

Saturday 9 August 2014 21:21

What an asshole sorry op on the bright side an asshole didn't get his muffin that day :D

UmmOkThen 31

Saturday 9 August 2014 21:23

Now that customer is just mean. People these days have no sense of decency or respect. On another note that situation is super funny when you aren't the one getting called fat.

allieallie18 7

Saturday 9 August 2014 21:24

dicks like that don't deserve muffins

Ethan4an 6

Saturday 9 August 2014 21:29

Fatfairygoth 11

Saturday 9 August 2014 21:42

Should've said yes. So he couldn't eat them all, because if he's fat AND has a crappy personality then he's really got bugger all going for him. And then kicked him.