Cute and Kids: The nickname that sticks

The nickname that sticks

By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 947

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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You deserved it 6 073

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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You deserved it 4 972

Awks

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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You deserved it 3 510

By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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You deserved it 3 273

Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 965

You deserved it 18 122

By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 219

You deserved it 26 908

By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

I agree, your life sucks 131 203

You deserved it 8 908

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 00:04 - United States - Reno

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

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You deserved it 4 397

DocBastard 38

Thursday 7 July 2016 17:43

That kid needs to watch more Sesame Street and less Family Guy.

Emma1562 35

Thursday 7 July 2016 17:21

At least you're not a guy...

Comments

BandsRuleBro 11

Friday 8 July 2016 0:31

Depending on how old he is, he may not even know what boobs are yet. I wouldn't sweat it OP.

Recon13x 9

Friday 8 July 2016 1:48

he is 5

Le_ponderer 14

Friday 8 July 2016 0:56

You need to tell your friend before that becomes a problem (for him especially)... On the flip side, let that be a compliment unto you (secretly-in-your-heart); you will never need to worry about certain items -Chicken Cutlet/Falsies- falling out of or slipping down your outfit.

emlizcat 21

Friday 8 July 2016 1:31

Take it as a complement

rick159 12

Friday 8 July 2016 3:05

Good boy!

healthcarechick 9

Friday 8 July 2016 3:10

I'm sorry but that's really funny bc an old friend of mine could never get her baby to sleep and she had very very small boobs but as soon as I rocked the baby for two minutes she was passed out. So my friend had her daughter calling me aunt ****! ?

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Saturday 15 July 2017 12:02

that should be your fml name. And any other online nickmane. No really, if someone gave me the nickname 'aunt ****' I'd call me that on EVERY website. Despite being a guy

chewsef 17

Friday 8 July 2016 3:16

Pics or it didn't happen. Jus sayn.

ayyylmaoo 6

Friday 8 July 2016 5:14

u shud bang him when he grows up

sandman676 20

Friday 8 July 2016 5:27

Kids always speak what that hear it's a reflection of what your friend said

JigglesGirl 19

Friday 8 July 2016 9:46

My irl nickname is Jiggles cause I have big boobs. And sometimes, my cousin's baby cousin had admitted that he likes sitting with me cause my "big boobs are nice"