The pleasure, the pain

By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
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genius_man16 0

She was the one who wanted to bribe you. WTF is her problem?

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Yep. If she'd kept a tight seal with her lips this wouldn't have happened. ...this was supposed to be a reply to #7.

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clm09 0

hahah thats hilarious you guys must have a great relationship. did she go to dinner like that?

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THCxLSDxXTCxDMT 0

Smack that bitch in the ****

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Ms_Thingie 0

LOL punched u in the balls :) it's ur fault for having to be bribed umm....... it's kind of a stupid question but what happens when u swallow it ??? Just curious

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FreedomFirst 0

What the hell is wrong with her? Sounds like you need a girlfriend who doesn't want you to be her personal puppet. Get rid of her.

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intothevoid612 0

why didn't you just cum in her mouth? Men don't spit out the woman's fluids when we go down on them! They should return the favor.

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withered 30

#97 Let us hope you do not breed or that your children will have the privilege of going to a good school where they will get common sense, if they already won't see an example of one in you.

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Hjelloo 0

Should have gone for the money shot.

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18legalawesome 0

Wait a minute, why is she rewarding you before the event? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

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Dragonmouth 4

I hope you behaved very badly at that dinner.

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