The pleasure, the pain

By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 180
You deserved it 30 206

Same thing different taste

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She was the one who wanted to bribe you. WTF is her problem?

Comments

IndigoKitty 3

Ok... she shouldn't have been wearing the dress, and how did it end up on it? she either spat and failed or you somehow missed her mouth which seems pretty impossible. what concerns me is..she had to bribe you to be good when visiting her parents? wtf?

YDI for having to be bribed into being nice. But she deserved it as well, on many levels: Why was she wearing the dress while doing it, why didn't she aim better? Punching you in the nuts was definitely wrong. Aaand rewards should be given out afterwards, when they've been earned.

dezzr 0

relax guys, he probably didnt want to get dressed up. how many of you dread meeting/spending time with your gf/bf parents. shes the bitch that didnt swallow and she punches him right after he nutted. thats just cold

Wow. Your girlfriend has to bribe you with sexual favors to not be a douchebag. You're seriously the worst.

FYL.. But look on the bright side, at least she didn't bite it? x]

misterman2 3

lol, you both deserved it. XD

lutzluv124 0

damn that sux! but you probs won't be able to go really hard at it for a while so when the bruise goes away you can have a sexy hott kinky freaky night

ok stop saying she should have swallowed, and he shouldent have had to be bribed. it got old a wile ago