Money, Awkward and Love: The price of love

The price of love

By that kind of girl - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Mississauga

Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML

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You deserved it 5 051

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By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By confused - 09/04/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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Next!

By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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coach321 7

Wednesday 2 April 2014 9:23

At least you know your price if you ever get into that business...

iampoughkeepsie 11

Wednesday 2 April 2014 9:27

I once heard girl/boyfriends cost 3 potato, so $60 is pretty good when you think about it...

Comments

INeedAUserNamr 13

Wednesday 2 April 2014 13:12

Should be extra for the 3 potatoes he didn't pay. $120

vlalam 24

Wednesday 2 April 2014 13:56

How did u agree to go on a date with a random stranger? Sorry OP he treated u that way

vikky538 28

Wednesday 2 April 2014 14:22

be optimistic.. atleast u got asked for a rate instead of date...

DirectorLincoln 12

Wednesday 2 April 2014 14:34

What a piece!

Mandybruin 15

Friday 4 April 2014 19:37

Of ass?

brandoneyez1 25

Wednesday 2 April 2014 15:07

That date ended before it could begin. Op he only wanted you for sex and not for who you are. I'm sure you will find someone of your integrity.

bluefrootloops 13

Wednesday 2 April 2014 15:17

Hey you liked the guy enough to accept a date, why go through the fuss of dinner or any other fillers? Not to mention you get $60, that's a lot of money.