Health, Poopoo peepee, Insects and Painful: The red knob incident - FML

The red knob incident

By Bee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML

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musicpirate456 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:11

that bee was PISSED!

evangldbrg 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:07

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

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irgndsondepp 15

Wednesday 11 September 2013 12:58

"thought it would be a good idea to" -> instant YDI

homesuckfucker 28

Sunday 16 February 2014 1:36

sollux smirking in the distance

danijela 12

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:36

Lol on your piss hole ? I hope not, that'd look horrible.

koolboi69 14

Wednesday 6 August 2014 1:22

genious -.-

MehrunesDagon456 20

Wednesday 10 September 2014 1:35

You do know that when a bee stings someone, they die? Today, I was flying around minding my own business when this a**hole came in and tried to pee on me! In my panic I stung him. Now I'm going to die. FML

mthucs 7

Sunday 7 December 2014 4:24

He stung your prick.. with his prick.

Shadow9876 19

Thursday 14 April 2016 0:40

You are the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

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