The red knob incident

By Bee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0

that bee was PISSED!

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evangldbrg 0

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

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lobby0ne 0

idiot pissed off a bee

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mycool101 0

YDI. How stupid are you to think that bees won't take action when your urine goes all over them?

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tj8610 0

I'm nit sure if this applies here.... but oh well: Its always better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

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ClumsyJason 3

YDI. Looks like you really pissed off a bee. (:

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TheScratchyTurtl 0

That's going to hurt in the morning

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lilsims_fml 0

slob on my knob like corn on the cobb check in with me and do ya job

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ashtongale 0

I just woke up my one year old son I was laughing so hard at this post.

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totallyme247 0

haha never piss on a bee, they will shit on u =) ydi

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