The red knob incident

By Bee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0

that bee was PISSED!

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evangldbrg 0

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

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magehound 0

dude! that makes me hurt just thinking about it! and paranoid

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shithppens2me 0

if u didnt c that cuming ur retarded. R.I.P. b word to ya motha

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Katie_Says 0

They say knob in the states? Well bugger me.

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Unknown_name123 0

Wow OP is retarded. What would make you think it's a good idea to peeing a bee. YDI for sure

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mikediesel42 0

sounds like ur pee stream isn't running full pressure. u should've rubbed some honey in ur clackers too help u pass those kidney stones

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neongurl98 10

WTF??? why on Earth would you pee on a bee??!!!!?

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stevenmx86 7

Ydi for peeing randomly on the inside of the port o John.. Those things are nasty enough as it is without morons like you peeing all over them..

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iluvmybf211 0

"port-o-John"??? It's port-o-potty.

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