The red knob incident

By Bee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0

that bee was PISSED!

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evangldbrg 0

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

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Flipps 0

lmao. would be funnier if it tipped over, and then the bee stung you.

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Firesprite2009 0

That poor little bee! YDI! I'd batter you in the nuts with a boat paddle if you pissed on me. That's disgusting, & you killed the bee by tormenting it! Dx

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Firesprite2009 0

Would you like to be covered in urine as you were about to die ? No. I doubt it. So. That's why the bee matters.

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lmfaolmfaolmfao 0

you're an idiot!

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sc27 0

By knob, do you mean your hot dog or ketchup packets?

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cgirl626 0

hot dog or ketchup packet? wow ur awesome

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tchaf34 0

it's true, it was a better idea

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Silentknight 0

epic win for the bee for hitting such a small target.

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boredperson 0

Guys saying YDI, be honest, all of you have peed on a bug when the chance arose didn't you?

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