The red knob incident

By Bee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 511
You deserved it 93 275
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Top comments

musicpirate456 0

that bee was PISSED!

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evangldbrg 0

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

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Chocolate_Cake 0

Haha fyl. On the other hand - that poor bee. Ydi.

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sven25 0

he does deserve it. why do most guys think that pissing all over everything is acceptable?

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Jaque_Aze 0

Why do you have to lie? Bees tend to fly away from fluid and not towards the source. Do your research the next time you want to make up a story...

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Nathaney 0

who give a shit / if he makes up astory it was funny

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sobe23 0

I agree!!! I hate when you go into a bathroom and it's disgusting. YDI!

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NoWayLady 13

who the *** uses the word "knob"??!!!

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LegitDGK 0

I thought it would be a good idea to press ydi

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Dmars444 4

dude, yours and his aren't supposed to touch... it's wrong!

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nolarboot 10

This should be the part where he packs it up and moves to another mobile toilet. lol

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tiptoppc 19

If it’s a hornet, go ahead. **** those things!

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SaintJimmy 0

Does it look like you have an STD now?

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evangldbrg 0

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

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AznWaffle8 0

That's true... It'd be like standing right up to a wall you threw a bouncy ball at.

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youthink_fml 0

and you made a mess of the porta john for the next person. what an ass.

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tWitt3rBuG 0

Shame poor bee had to die & the last "thing" that he saw was you! FHL indeed!

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