The red knob incident

By Bee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0
evangldbrg 0

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

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Bees>humans. I am a beekeeper and I can tell you that bees really do not like rancid smells (like sweat, horses, sweaty horses, and, I assume, piss). Furthermore, when they're mad, they will follow stinkiness to its source in their kamikaze charge. That is why it is about as good an idea to piss on a bee as piss on an electric fence.

Well how did you think the poor bee would react you dumass bee hater

You were being a jerk to the bee, the bee was just defending itself. YDI. Everyone knows that if you want to avoid being stung by a bee, you ignore it and leave it alone.

YOU DON'T MESS WITH ******* BEES! THEY'RE CRAZY, MAN! D:

cucuto89 0

Nobody deserves that no matter what they did. FYL

Ok, I was a about to troll and say random shxt like I usually do, but this crosses the line. ARe you crazy?

Ok, I was a about to troll and say random shxt like I usually do, but this crosses the line. ARe you crazy?

Ok, I was a about to troll and say random shxt like I usually do, but this crosses the line. ARe you crazy?

It's too bad that modern society is so safe that people who should have been weeded out of the population (Darwinized if you will) are able to spread their seed resulting in people like the OP.