The red knob incident

By Bee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0

that bee was PISSED!

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evangldbrg 0

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

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the_stereotype 0

YDI because that's just disgusting. in a porta-o-john...that's got to have gotten everywhere and a lot of people have to use it after you.

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kendraaaxo 0

port o john? are we in the 1800's? YDI.

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mel322 0

YDI y the hell would u aim at a freakin be..obviously its gonna sting u ..but still that must hurt

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mister_moops 0

wow you ******* idiot. hey there's a bee. wonder what they do when you annoy the **** out of them. well, maybe if i piss on it...

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caticaticati 3

Actually OP deserves it for pissing ON a bee... :)

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good_life35 0

YDI for trying to pee on a bee; what are you five?

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