The talk

By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 01:28 - United States

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Today, my mother had "The talk" with me about sex. I spent the entire time confused as to what brought this up, until she mentioned she had found a used condom in the backseat of the car. I haven't had any action in it, and have no idea whose it was. FML
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prettymuchyea 0

well, theres only one reasonable thingy that could have gone down..... your cars a ***** :[

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Bloodknight 22

Eew, so there are used condoms in your car and you don't know where it's from? Seems like you have bigger problems than getting "the talk"!

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ErasorRain 0

It was the barking spider!

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hilda_kitty 16

... that guy must've had one small dick for the condom to fall off.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

How is that adorable at all, whatsoever?

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OtherSideStoryOf 3

Why would you write 'about sex' if you said 'the talk'. Idiot.

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Thunderstruck14 30

I don't see how that makes them an idiot.... why do you even care? You do realize there are people from other cultures who aren't used to the same slang as us, right? Maybe the OP was just trying to be clear so everyone would understand. Either way it only takes a few words and doesn't make a big difference.

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Authoress14 15

lock ur car idiot!!

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Larco_fml 3

I remember in high school some kids discovered a condom vending machine in a restaurant, bought one, unrolled it and threw it at each other before leaving it in some random car with unrolled windows. I always felt bad about it - stupid shenanigans may very easily have ended someone's marriage.

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YellowKettleBell 31

or caused a mother to have "the talk" with her daughter

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dolcefleurs 7

It's either from one of your siblings, if you have any, or your dad. Let's hope you have siblings.

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