The turkeys fight back

By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 18:29 - United States - South Burlington

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML
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gintwinsmoore 20

were u driving that fast or was the turkey moving that slow???

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

The good ol' "**** on the windshield" trick I see

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Jennandco 25

First time for everything? No but seriously, where were you even driving?!

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kirkaygri 18

A backroad? Turkeys aren't uncommon in the country and rural areas. I saw one yesterday on the side of a highway.

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clrichmond2009 24

I pass between 5 and 15 almost every day on my road right now. turkey season starts in a week though, so I feel that coming to an end soon.

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nesteremily 31

For all that didn't know, yes turkeys can fly. They can't fly very far or for very long, but they nest in trees..did yall think they climbed up there? Lol hunting teaches you important life skills

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nmcevoy 12

Turkeys can very much fly, so can chickens

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willliamfriend 18

Windshields are actually not expensive compared to other pieces of glass on cars. The small windows or special cut ones are extremely expensive.

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WitEluded 13

The answer should be 0 if you have insurance

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shepp626 11

Depends on your coverage, and your deductible

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WitEluded 13

Actually it depends on the state. I live in a state where every insurance company must replace a damaged windshield for free. Not all states have this though

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TStiles 15

the first time I read it I thought it said turtles and I was like wait WTF then I reread it

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cr500guy 11

Sorry to hear that. At least you learned something new

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emrys01_ 2

looks like somebody's been watching some WKRP In Cincinnati reruns...

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