Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: There's a time and a place - FML

There's a time and a place

By Hanna - 03/04/2011 17:55 - United States

Spicy

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By 0ros - 12/09/2009 22:13 - United States

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Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

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My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

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Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

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Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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By ambled - 24/12/2011 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

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By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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Never trust the messenger

By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

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Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

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Great joke Dad, thanks

By Anonymous - 05/07/2014 17:53 - United States

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Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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ThogTheCaveman 7

Monday 4 April 2011 5:26

While it's driving? You're right, great idea. What could possibly go wrong with getting out of a moving car? Dear God, are you trying to destroy my faith in humanity?

denvan 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:41

Wow your face must've been a Kodak moment.

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denvan 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:41

Wow your face must've been a Kodak moment.

ciarafox9 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:42

haha iPod time!

muffinlizzie 7

Monday 4 April 2011 1:04

Haha, that's illegal smart one.

DillonUSMC 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:44

haha you shoulda gotten in on it

PopRocks14 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:45

Thats normal..

geagd1993 1

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:46

must have been a wierd drive

akichan15 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:45

lol wtf moment

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:47

Wow, that's a whole new level of awkward and wrong. Why would you do that with someone able to listen in? You should've stopped the car and made her get out or something, or at least make her get off the phone, regardless of whether or not she initiated it.

nickdunbar 8

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:49

wow.... thats kinda weird at that point i would plug my ipod in and blast it

_streets_ 19

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:56

Wow FYL. I would of jumped out of the moving car.

bazingaman10 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:07

Awkberg!!!!

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