Intimacy: There's a time and a place

There's a time and a place

By JSF1234 - 11/05/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was taking the AP Biology exam. It’s strictly timed, yet my proctor spent 30 minutes (a third of the time we have) talking about his sexual relationship with his wife, who was also proctoring. I don’t know how I did on the test, but I now know my proctor had erectile dysfunction. FML

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By Speechless - 18/03/2015 08:37 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

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By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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By Tired - 20/03/2013 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML

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Unfair failing

By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

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By tatatest - 06/04/2012 03:02 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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sh1tshow 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:24

You can report that as an "irregularity" to the AP people, which can get you a re-take.

youfailatlife 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:23

Entirely inappropriate discussion. He has no business around high school kids.

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erkdoc 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:33

i took the AP test today to. It was easier than the european history test i took last year.

feevilmonkey 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:35

Taking that AP test alone was FML-tastic in and of itself. I took it today and basically, I did horribly :/

XcrazyXgirlX 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:52

i took the ap bio today too...i wrote "i just wasted three hours of my life to fail this exam" and then crossed it out...lol...i did not kno much so im pretty sure i got a 1...at least you dont know how you did =]

ohmygoddenise 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:07

That's a YDI either way. You for not saying anything and everyone else in your room. Both your proctor and his wife are morons for allowing that to happen. My friends took the AP Biology today too and since it IS strictly timed, him talking shouldn't have interfered with your time unless it was when you were actually bubbling things in other than like a break/waiting to start period. It's not like its STRICTLY from 8 - 12. During my AP Calc test, we didnt even end till 1 cause we started late and had breaks in between when we shouldn't have. I had about three proctors during my AP exams, so even if it wasn't the wife IN the room with him, it seems simply retarded for any other proctor in the same room to allow that to happen. Definitely a YDI.

Diphenyl 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:11

Call the Office of Testing Integrity... dun dun dun duuun. But hahah, I hope he gave you extra time.

actonthat 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:12

Hahahaha @ "Why so serious?" Last year it was "THIS IS SPARTA!" I enjoy that traditions of exploiting a stupid system are being carried on. xDD

franko_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:33

i would have just told him to stfu lol

eminemlvr 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:55

#27 my school is like that too! I just took the AP Bio exam today, i really hope I got a five so that i do not have to retake the class in college! I can't wait to find out my score in July!

tko 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 5:04

...i don't see this actually happening bs

eminemlvr 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:55

#27 my school is like that too! I just took the AP Bio exam today, i really hope I got a five so that i do not have to retake the class in college! I can't wait to find out my score in July!