They're after us!

By Stevie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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Top comments

saIty 17

Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?

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the_easter_bunny 1

You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.

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Comments

mitymouse 0

I love garden gnomes and yes they do wanna kill you for killing there trees

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Capt_Oblivious 10

That's stupid. Everyone knows you should never get your gnomes from Wal-Mart, those are the ones that ARE inherently evil and are plotting against you.

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Ballplayer3313 3

Just read "How to survive a garden gnome attack" You can never be over prepared

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NomOnShroomz 14

Operation pointy hat has been compromised!

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jbo116 0

Haha! It's true though! I'd watch my back if I were you... I wouldn't want any lawn gnomes killing me.

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mk58 31

Garden gnomes, no matter where they have been purchased from, are EVIIIIL! I once had to hack one to pieces because it tried to take my cookies.

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

WHAT are you smoking?

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mk58 31

Turkey slabs, why do you want some?

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

This is a crazy person's reaction to "Gnomeo and Juliet."

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Zombie65 0

Those damn gnomes .....at it again :-|

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