Mental health, Medication and Miscellaneous: They're after us!

Tell your mom not to worry, gnomes don't really want to kill us. They just want to ravage you all repeatedly, so nothing to worry about, you wont be killed

AgentSmith79 9

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:07

Maybe it's time to lay off the crack.

iampetard 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:10

Do not be fooled i thought they were regular gnomes too until i woke up tied up with a bunch of gnomes conspiring around me

V19Spartan 1

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:10

Yeah they do, are you a retard? Listen to that bitch. Everyone knows Wal-Mart spies on people so that is why I shop at Target.

snuffypeacee 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:11

HAHAHAHA!!!

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The Top

Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 974

You deserved it 3 568

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 91 205

You deserved it 5 718

The Top

Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I thought of twerking. It was a bizarre question, but trying to get on the interviewer's good side, I said I thought it was pretty cool. He snorted and said I'll be job-seeking for a while yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 923

You deserved it 47 177

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 008

You deserved it 6 882

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 966

You deserved it 5 852

Today, I’m at the stage of my life where a normal bowel movement is practically a cause for celebration. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 442

You deserved it 156

Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML

I agree, your life sucks 841

You deserved it 179

Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 216

You deserved it 222