Mental health, Medication and Miscellaneous: They're after us!

I suggest you buy her a poster of the album cover for George Harrison's "All Things Must Pass." Put it up in her bedroom. Please take video of the reaction.

Nooneslooking 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:08

I'm horrified of gnomes so I feel your mother's pain

pyrogirl6622 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:10

Lawn gnomes are tacky. They belong is some old woman's law because they don't care any more about what they put out there.

400cc 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:11

Hahaha, now that's funny Did she watch toy story?

zebrapattern 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:12

BrB Goosebumps

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:14

she's partially right...The shit they sell @ Walmart is potentially lethal!

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Today, after training for 3 months for a marathon, three weeks from race day I tripped and fell during my last long run and cracked a rib, so I took ten painful days off. I decided to go try a short run to see if maybe I could still try the race, and got attacked by a German Shepard. FML

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Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week, they fired me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door, with a note that said "If not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60, and my job. FML

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Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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Today, I start my second week of jury duty. I was only supposed to do one week of jury duty and then go on a week of a pre-paid vacation. Instead, I’m required to go back to court this week, I’m spending my evenings doing my regular job, and I lost nearly $1,000 that I pre-paid for lodging. FML

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Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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Today, my wife and I had to rush our dog to the vet for a $700 emergency surgery. The x-ray showed that he had eaten a vibrating cock ring. I've never bought or owned one, so now I've got to deal with the vet bill and lawyer's fees for my soon-to-be ex-wife. FML

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Today, I told my toddler to put the cat down, so he did. On my leg. I guess I should have been more specific. FML

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