They're after us!

By Stevie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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Top comments

saIty 17

Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?

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the_easter_bunny 1

You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.

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Juicy0023 0

Yeah ur toys come alive to when nobody's home

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chris1913 5

They actually made by the government so they could spy on you

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jerico616 14

The lawn gnomes REALLY are conspiring to kill us!

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rattusrattus 18

They are. Don't believe the others. They are totally trying to kill you.

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RussianShitz 0

I don't blame her. Those things creep me out.

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LittleRRed 5

I thought i was the only one that thought that lol jkjkjkjkjk

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

I don't know why you would post this here. If this is true you should be getting your mom to a doctor, not posting here...

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

So my mom isnt the only one...

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masqu123 5

They are just trying to steal your underwear

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