ACAB and Miscellaneous: Thin blue line

Thin blue line

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 05:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 20:19 - Switzerland

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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Doo doo doodoodoo doo doo

By fuck your music - 16/07/2019 07:30 - United States

Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML

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Hammerhead

By Anonymous - 18/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, we have an asshole neighbor who owns a loud muscle car. Another neighbor called the cops on him for constantly revving the engine and breaking the noise ordinance. He now purposefully drives by their house at odd hours of the night to blare his horn and wake everybody up. I live across the road from them. FML

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By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 22:59 - Australia - Redland Bay

Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

By Anonymous - 08/01/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML

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Boom boom boom

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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dontmindme7 9

Sunday 31 January 2016 0:33

Try being more like him

dno79 19

Sunday 31 January 2016 0:38

old dude sounds like he still got game! sorry you have to deal with him

Comments

GuyOnBridge 14

Sunday 31 January 2016 0:42

so this is the police force, letting old men slap officers ass's.

HollyQuinn 21

Sunday 31 January 2016 0:42

That's disgusting, the old twat would have a broken hand if he slapped my butt. Complain to the police department!

ned diggers 14

Friday 28 December 2018 1:17

You probably wish a veteran slapped your arse.

sk8erd 15

Sunday 31 January 2016 0:45

slapping a cops ass? and getting away with it? the dude has guts...

messymessiah 11

Sunday 31 January 2016 0:52

This sounds like something out of a movie

Bragi 12

Sunday 31 January 2016 0:55

Old man's got game.

sh4ll0truth88 8

Sunday 31 January 2016 1:01

What did she look like???

TheBadAndGnarly 19

Sunday 31 January 2016 1:19

All I can picture is OP's neighbour playing Rise of the Valkyries on a continuous loop

elcee1987 18

Sunday 31 January 2016 22:12

That's what I'm picturing as well.

Elban 20

Sunday 31 January 2016 1:20

Calling and complaining to the cops about something like this really isn't going to accomplish much. Doing it repeatedly and going to higher ups is more likely to just have you labeled a crybaby or something similar. The cops came out, told him to turn it down and left again, same thing is more than likely going to happen next time. Sure it sucks but if it's something minor, it's like dealing with a sibling, your parents, the cops, get tired of hearing it too. Talk to the guy or just deal with it is how it's going to end up getting fixed.