Thin blue line

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 05:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 189
You deserved it 2 656

Same thing different taste

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old dude sounds like he still got game! sorry you have to deal with him

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Record the sound. Then go to the police station and file formal complaints against both him and that officer.

OP shouldn't have to if it's interfering with sleep, conversations, ect.

Why don't you just talk to him about it? All I hear about is how cops have to much power. So the small things, like talking to your neighbor, or sibling, or co-worker, that can be handled by you, should be. You kinda sound like a wuss, peeking through the blinds, watching this. This also sounds like it was during the day, since you could see so well. I know I'm going to get hate but...suck it up buttercup or deal with it yourself. I work during the night, sleep during the day, and mowers, cars and yes music is loud. I am logical and understand this is life. I bought 2 noise machines to place on either side of my room and a fan. The noise doesn't get through. The one time the neighbors were playing music so loud as to vibrate my house, while I was sleeping, I went over a knocked on their door in my pjs and politely explained. Guess what? They turned it down. And if I'm not sleeping, I let it go. Just bc something is annoying does not make it illegal or worth trying to control. Big picture/grand scheme of things it's a petty drop in the ocean. But if you'd rather complain, know that it's a violation (like a speeding ticket), that's all cops can do (if that, depending on your city's noise ordinance). However, having a cop be the first one to come to the door, not the neighbor, is just starting this whole interaction off bad.

schreibergx93 19

Cue 'you young whipper snappers got no game.' Lol. That does suck about the music, but that's pretty awesome on his ability to communicate with people. Not so awesome on the ass slapping, but she wasn't offended.

If by war music you mean battle metal than your next door neighbour is a Grandlad

BeenIt 5

I'm sorry but your neighbor is the man!!!

NamelessGhoul 11

I hope I can one day be as cool as that old guy

The elderly are always full of surprises