Miscellaneous: This is a robbery

This is a robbery

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 20:02 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 3 072

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By kash - 01/06/2015 18:14 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 070

You deserved it 3 216

By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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You deserved it 4 067

Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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You deserved it 6 146

By Cheyennereed - 17/02/2013 15:50 - United States - Shaw A F B

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 9 059

Trust

By oww - 14/05/2020 08:02

Today, I told my boyfriend we should avoid the local walking trail after I got followed by a homeless man. He assured me we’d be fine and the guy wouldn’t approach me as long as I had a man with me. Wrong. We both got beat up and robbed by said homeless man. FML

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You deserved it 354

All's well that ends well

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 03:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML

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You deserved it 529

Can't have friends

By Owie - 12/01/2022 17:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML

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You deserved it 326

By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 5 470

Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 006

You deserved it 3 371

By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 207

You deserved it 42 928

BunnyRose 11

Tuesday 31 July 2012 2:37

Aww dude that's horrible. First off dump your bf, and second, all the people who said you deserve it are ass holes.

Steve95401 49

Tuesday 31 July 2012 2:39

Having a boyfriend who is a man would also have been useful.

Comments

mitchn60 6

Tuesday 31 July 2012 6:47

I know it's not always the answer, but I have had a permit to carry for years. I'd have to see how seriously they wanted my phone before I showed them how seriously I want to keep it.

cantWin19 8

Tuesday 31 July 2012 6:47

Awe! I hope you are okay but you need a boyfriend who would protect you :s not leave you there!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 31 July 2012 6:57

He was simply trying to lead them away while you escape unnoticed, yeah that's it. LOL! If both of you lose your phone then how will you call the police?

Delta2Almanac 7

Tuesday 31 July 2012 7:26

And this is why I carry either a knife or concealed.. .

pharmacy 1

Tuesday 31 July 2012 7:40

Dude. Dump that piece of shit.

pharmacy 1

Tuesday 31 July 2012 7:42

Don't listen to Jff70 she's 15. She doesn't know shit about relationships. You dump that piece of shit and find a guy who has balls

Corrupt_waffles 13

Tuesday 31 July 2012 7:51

Get a mechanic boyfriend. Preferably Irish or Latino. Even though mine looks like he can't really hold his own...he held up the front end of an old Chevy pickup that fell off a lift to help his friends get away. :/ the mechanics are always the best.