Painful, Swimming pool and Health: Thorn in my side

Thorn in my side

By CantPublish - 15/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left a sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

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Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

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By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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By MrSlav - 12/11/2020 17:57 - Lithuania - Siauliai

Today, I rubbed my heel raw with a new shoe, so I put a bandaid on and went to the pool. A few minutes later, I noticed the bandaid floating close to me. I'm not an ass so I quickly fished it out and put in the pocket of my swimming trunks. Later, I went to shower and noticed that my bandaid was still on my heel. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By tantanpanda - 24/06/2015 12:44 - United States

Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML

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By targetlove - 10/01/2010 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML

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By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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camer0n15 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:32

Sue them

DocBastard 38

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:39

It took you an entire hour to check out why your balls were getting stabbed? Sorry, but if I ever feel like I'm getting a scrotum piercing, I'm going to immediately find out why. I'm not sure who is more stupid - you or the person who left the needle there.

Comments

a1f0sff 25

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:41

That's extremely not responsible of their part...

perdix 29

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:41

Why didn't you investigate the problem sooner? Perhaps that sensation isn't so foreign to you because you've got a needle dick.

ChaosAngel17 14

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:03

Maybe he likes pain? Fetishes come in all types.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:33

How could anyone like needles to the nuts?

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:36

Boo, so did not see your post!

Phluid 5

Sunday 15 January 2012 20:58

Maybe he couldn't check in public? o:.

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:44

So you have a pin dick? Haha, kidding. FYL!

EduJav321 24

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:48

No babies fo you

a1f0sff 25

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:54

Hahaha I could imagine the sperm coming out of his balls instead of his dick... Never gets to get inside of the ****** ----> no baby

pepelapew 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:44

Moron

a1f0sff 25

Sunday 15 January 2012 15:58

Hahaha I was only kidding...

ninjuh_wingman 29

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:58

It probably couldve been a lot worse.

wironandine 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:00

I wish I had swimming in PE when I was in school.

vintagemeow 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:14

You should probably make sure your scrotum doesn't leak now.. But don't worry, duct tape will fix that baby right up

TheGothGamerGirl 20

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:21

YDI for not checking your pants sooner.

andrew8663 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:25

THAT SUCKS!!!

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:27

Several posts picked up on the custom Halston swim shorts, and Perdix scooped me on the 'needle dick' so I'm going to go with: "I guess getting poked in the scrotum is better than getting plugged in the asshole." Bring it!!!