Painful, Swimming pool and Health: Thorn in my side

Thorn in my side

By CantPublish - 15/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left a sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

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Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

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By targetlove - 10/01/2010 01:23 - Australia

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By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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camer0n15 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:32

Sue them

DocBastard 38

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:39

It took you an entire hour to check out why your balls were getting stabbed? Sorry, but if I ever feel like I'm getting a scrotum piercing, I'm going to immediately find out why. I'm not sure who is more stupid - you or the person who left the needle there.

Comments

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:35

You know (according to a genius) the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results right? Just saying, we should all probably hope that needle nicked something important....

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 15 January 2012 15:06

Kind of a Darwinian nut needle? Nice.

u_mad_bro_fml 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:36

That designer must have been one careless idiot. File a claim, or take it to court! Heck, do both if you must! It would have been smarter to check sooner though, otherwise, you could have, ya know...sat down or something and jabbed it deeper in there.. yeesh, talk about painful.. *cringe*

spoilt_ 15

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:44

Hardly the designers fault

cup_of_squirrels 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:19

Are you kidding me? The designer left a SEWING NEEDLE in the crotch of the swim shorts! And you're saying that it isn't the designer's fault. I don't really see your logic.

spoilt_ 15

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:21

A designer designs clothes. Manufacturers make the clothes, therefore not the designers fault. Get it?

funnynesh 10

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:39

I thumbed up my own comment :3

Stahrgeyzer 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:52

I thumbed down your comment. 3:

unicorn69 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:59

Dude wtf your restarted!! FYL

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:04

Your comment made me laugh at it's attempt to be insulting. XD * you're * retarded

vivsavage 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:16

And you're stupid for not noticing that in your attempt to correct the comment's OP, you missed that it said "your restarted." In that sense, it would be you're retarded*.