Intimacy: Ticklish - FML

Ticklish

By Username - 28/07/2010 11:20 - France

Spicy

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 20:27 - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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I likes what I likes

By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 09:00 - United States - La Crosse

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML

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Top comments

JoSmokes 10

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:16

Why couldnt you just say "kissing"? Rubbing? WTF?

Sam_13161821 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:14

wax it ?

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tb15 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:21

well then shave

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:22

Damn. At first I thought she was talking about clitoral lips, then I saw "boyfriend" If he can feel your peach fuzz from rubbing lips then you need to shave. Good point #9. But if it was two guys would this be an FML for either of them?

VegasSkiess 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:29

13's mind is in the gutter

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:49

Absolutely. I'll be ready when you get here. You know you will...

VegasSkiess 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 20:06

lol omg!! haha I hope that was just an ironic jk.

Tasanasanta 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 2:15

Without the gutter, our mind would have no where to live

kittykitty7 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:23

lol wtf

purplerawr 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:24

xD that's funny!

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:26

Pluck out your whiskers! Lolz or maybe he was just being silly and not serious ,because I'm pretty sure he would have told you before or you at least have to own a mirror. :)

analo_fml 8

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:33

LOL,maybe he said that automaticaly. and how would he know if he has a mustach probably much stronger?

comepoopwithme 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:39

off to the circus bearded lady!!!!

pwned613 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:30

he dosnt like feeling your little jungle ;D

shadowsbane 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:33

If guys can shave then girls can wax. YDI

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:40

PIC // I ||

iCommentFML 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:34

Lol ... i cant come up with anything else...

ArtIsResistance7 1

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:36

Get a handle on your nose pubes then!

xXSKuLLKANDiXx 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 20:15

haha very nice

lizyray 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:40

haha 27 made my laugh

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