Love, Sex and Intimacy: Time's up

Time's up

By blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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You deserved it 8 843

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 4 159

By misunderstood - 05/09/2010 10:56 - Australia

Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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Not cool

By no I've never asked for anal - 20/09/2015 13:44 - United States - Buffalo

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML

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Aew 17

Sunday 30 November 2014 8:24

That's a cold, calculating ex girlfriend. She has excellent brakes as well.

Googolman 29

Sunday 30 November 2014 8:26

Well, you have to admire her impeccable timing.

Comments

fantasyworld 37

Monday 1 December 2014 1:35

She's cold.

ladyg228 15

Monday 1 December 2014 1:35

Something must be very wrong with her who the hell can have sex with someone they plan on breaking up with so weird

nreed32 20

Monday 1 December 2014 3:11

At least you got it in one last time.

jake238 9

Monday 1 December 2014 4:48

Reminds of wolf of wall streey

lawnguy 11

Monday 1 December 2014 4:48

blue balls is a hell of a going away gift.

Hash13 13

Monday 1 December 2014 5:19

Oh man, that's harsh.

JKPwnage 27

Monday 1 December 2014 5:34

That bitch...

Parvati48 15

Monday 1 December 2014 6:09

Wow OP I am so sorry! That's ****** up for her to do to you. You deserve better than that, good luck with the next girl. Hopefully she is more deserving and not as ****** up. :/

Kitsi 14

Monday 1 December 2014 7:42

You wanted make up sex, she wanted break up sex. She won that debate lol

Jellysweetheart 23

Monday 1 December 2014 7:45

Yes this was kind of cruel, but we don't know what the fight was about. OP could have cheated or something, we don't know if he did something to deserve the reaction.