Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
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imajinethat 0

Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.

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Animati0n 0

So? It's not a bad thing.

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aback 4

You may want to put just a little more effort into it. OTOH, I don't really care if you ever get laid or not.

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caprica_fml 0

Maybe try a Fleshlight whilst you wait.

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babydoll86_fml 0

Oh honey, just go to a prostitute already. Seriously, sex is no big deal once you've done it at least once.

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fieryice 0

Awww, you know what, i think that's sweet!!!!

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bexox 0

#103 made me laugh... sry but it did Just don't obsess over sex, and you'll be fine... OP - maybe put yourself out there and date more!!!

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bosco_kk 0

The right girl will come, but she won't fall from heaven. And don't get hookers, seriously, is worse losing you v card to a hooker than being a virgin forever. At least if you die a virgin you'll have some kind of dignity.

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MrZach 0

No matter what anyone says. You are most definitely missing out. Stop being a shy little 5 year old, or work on you're appearance. If you're not gross licking then there is something wrong with you. I'm only 20, and at least 5-6 of the girls i laid approached me first. So do something about it.

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DarMARINEren 0

#5 patience isn't a virtue when it comes to sex!

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wert_fml 7

#23 clearly either just got laid or laid often enough @OP As a older virgin myself I'm rooting for you, I feel your unclimatic pain.

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