Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
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imajinethat 0

Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.

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Animati0n 0

So? It's not a bad thing.

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emodrew 0

agree with #9... how do condoms expire????

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emodrew 0

Hi, I wrote # 170, and just wanted to say: Thanks to #21 who KINDLY answered the question....unlike 34, 47, etc

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myfairyoshi_fml 0

#25 you win at life.......... XD

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Burner2K0 0

Lol @ #7 Im 15 and a virgin and I know ppl my that lost it and I'm not crying over it, well I think about it but who cares, WAIT BUDDY!!!!!!

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ericabella18 0

at least you're safe from diseases and stuff like that i guess ? hahaaaa #7 & 24 to #174, you're 15 and you're comparing the fact that YOURE still a virgin to that fact that this twenty something guy is still a virgin? are all your friends *****? xD

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56578 0

well, at least you won't get an STD? And, its not really as big a deal as some people make it.

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oompaaa 0

do you still live at home? maybe thats you problem

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larforever 0

hey your saving yourself, some girl will appreciate that one day ;) good for you, im proud

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FMLfangirl89 0

ROFL! you're 23 and still a virgin? FYL cuz you suck at it. either that or reeeeeeeeally unfortunate looking and/or very fat.

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