I clicked your life is ******, but it really kind of isn't, if you know what I mean.

Agree with #12: Not an FML.

#49.....I'll be very surprised if you get laid.....maybe by dudes but still.......very surprising and impressive....good job getting some ass by looking like complete shit! :).....maybe the gay men like your look but who knows...

Virginity is a bitch, but at least you're not one of those inbred fools that don't know condoms expire, so that puts you on at least 6 on the smart-scale, and that's a good thing. One good thing to do with expired condoms: Buy a flowerpot, put toilet paper roll in the middle of flowerpot, put baking soda inside roll, partially cover roll with expired condom, fill with dirt to cover condom. Now give to someone (preferably not someone you're trying to have sex with). When they water it, the gasses will force the condom to pop out like a flower. Laughs all around, mission accomplished. oh, and did you know you don't need a license to buy chloroform?

#32... 6 years no sex?? something is wrong here.... a relationship without sex is like dry cereal without milk

So what? No bigs. I didn't have my first time until I was engaged, and have only ever been with the one guy. Big deal. Buuutttt... if you really want to have sex, then go to a party and take out the drunk chick. Easy.

Damn mate...sucks!!!

Still a virgin at 24... wow.... rare actually

#111 - I never did a prostitute, but some guys say you end up hornier afterwards than before. Other swear by them, but they do them a lot. If you do a lot of hookers then you are probably damaged merchandise as far as most future girlfriends are concerned.

Hey look on the bright side...you just taught some ppl on here that condoms expire.