Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 76 270
You deserved it 12 749

Same thing different taste

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Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.

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trapiadora 0

Wow you'll get laid sonner or later. and if not in about another 5 years you have another fml.lol

I'm 18. I have never kissed a girl. I have never been on a date. I have like 10 female friends. I'm not gay either. I also have plenty of male friends. I just like enjoying time with people. Craving for sex is a thing teenagers do. Just try to enjoy life and don't think about it too much. Sex is just overrated and besides - you have your hands. If things get too difficult you can always pay someone to have sex with you. Friends are always better than girlfriends. Friendship lasts forever, but love lasts less than a life-time. You can always count on a good friend, but your lover might always cheat and leave you. Dedicate your life on more important stuff, like education, carreer, making money etc.

PyroMicky 0

140 has watched one too many episodes of 'Doc'. Dedicate your life on more important stuff like education, career and money making, so you can design a doomsday device with your new found education, do well as a dictator with all the right career moves and buy plenty of women with all the money you hoard.

5 years since you cleaned your desk?

bbobe900000 0

haha lol #7 so you already had your first time! congrats! lol

Shadyblood 0

Damn dude!!! Im 15 and I already got laid!!!

sugarfixkid 0

hire a hooker? seriously how old are you...

banerkblue 0

Nothing wrong with being a virgin. I don't know any guys who can say they're a virgin anymore. It's a sad thing, because I don't see any of them in the same relationships they had when they lost it. It's not that hard to have sex, no, but if you're waiting for the right person, good for you.

#32 I think I am your boyfriend. Stop holding out on me, it's getting old.