Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
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Welshite 39

Relationships are built on more than sex. You might need to reevaluate your attraction to him.

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Andurrr 3

I'm not sure if he lasted for a couple of seconds, or if you wear an astronaut suit every day.

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the_true_batman 10

It's worse for him. It's hard to be confident about the next time when you ****** up the last time, and then your anxiety ruins the second time, and now you're really ******* scared of the third time, and eventually you just stop dating to avoid embarrassment.

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goodgood_fml 5

Awww. Is this the part where he falls madly in love and you refuse to take his calls?? Please do not throw him back in the pool without telling him. Otherwise, some poor woman is going to end up very very angry. Thumb me down, but my orgasms are important!!

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CharresBarkrey 15

Your comment makes absolutely no sense. It's like reading lines taken out of completely different thoughts/conversations that have been put together to form one cluster-**** of a paragraph.

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vbmg152 18

I keep saying this... The fantasy is always better than reality! No one can live up to whatever you had in your mind!! Also, some guys, especially young ones, have to be taught!!

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whatthefreshhell 15

maybe he had a crush on you too and was just too excited. it happens.

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greatfirstdate 18

So what? Maybe he was just excited as well. My boyfriend lasted like 20 seconds the first time, but now he can last half an hour if he tries. Don't be so hard on him.

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Cainicide 5

So, he doesn't sleep around much. That's a bad thing? Bang him every day, and he'll bang you longer each day (in theory).

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Karalela44 15

Must've been a virgin

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CharresBarkrey 15

That's why you find out BEFORE marriage that he can't last long enough to satisfy you. Can you imagine marrying someone and finding out they don't measure up to your needs?

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Cainicide 5

^ That's retarded logic. And I'm sure you're some magical pleasure machine yourself. Give me a break. People improve. That's how I became the magical pleasure machine I am today. Source: Doesn't matter had sex

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